Roachies are varieties of herb-lovin', AI-driven cyborg roach-like creatures, designed to withstand an atomic apocalypse and rebuild the world.

It is unclear who created the first iteration of Roachies or whether they were created by humans or an alien race. Additionally, it remains unknown how long they've been on Earth, and the fact that they exist covertly on this planet further complicates the answer. Only a select few involved in highly secretive black projects can confirm their existence. It is believed that they were placed here to rebuild the planet in the event of an atomic apocalypse and that they are programmed to create more Roachies if necessary.

Many speculate that their creators did not foresee Roachies developing an affinity for marijuana. This tendency emerged while they have been waiting to be activated into action. Apparently, their reaction to marijuana renders them passive and seemingly relaxed; which leads those few who are aware of this to suggest that this is likely viewed as a problem by the creators of Roachies. So, if you ever encounter one, you know what to do: SPARK IT UP!

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